Wednesday, November 10, 2021

I got a guru

"You really only need to get two things to be a consultant: Fired. And business cards.

"You know the definition of a consultant?

A guy who borrows your watch to tell you what time it is..."

          --Old joke quoted in The Flight Attendant by Chris Bohjalian

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If you make a wrong choice yourself, you feel a lot better about it than if it's a guy you paid.

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