More fun at the cottage

 

Ready for weekend fun?

With guys in sweatpants?

 

Walk--ees! 

 

Image: Jim McPeters

 

 

 

If I should die, before I wake ....

 

Cartoonist Jimmy Craig creates animal cartoons.

His they can talk website offers new ones

and pitches prints, t-shirts and books.

Urine the mood for suds

 Beer made from sewage in Singapore

 

“I seriously couldn’t tell this was made of toilet water,” said Chew Wei Lian, 58, who had purchased the beer from a supermarket to try after hearing about it. “I don’t mind having it if it was in the fridge. I mean, it tastes just like beer, and I like beer.”

 

It's a “highly quaffable beer

with a smooth, toasted honey-like aftertaste."

About 95 per cent of the blonde ale beer is made out of NEWater ...

 

NEWater is the trade name 

for recycled sewage water

with membranes removing 

any solid bits. 

 

Like Miller Lite?

A balanced breakfast

 

Right neighborly.

 

It's Tom and Jerry!

 

Jerry tortures Tom 

with a cucumber

below

Dog with a message

 

Checkmate

 

SIGNS of the APOCALYPSE: Pop Tarts Movie

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Jerry Seinfeld is making a Pop Tarts origin movie for Netflix.

 

"Where do Pop Tarts come from, daddy?"

 

Coming Soon: The Story of Screech

 

 

Chrome for the roam

 

Why Internet Explorer is dead.

Google for the win.

 

CREATIVE KITCHEN: Cat with mint

 

Little fox watching fireflies

 

_

 

Ervin Horesnyík's winning photograph,

one of 29 finalists in the annual 

World WildArt Photography contest.

All the finalists can be seen  

here.

 

Not today, Satan

 

All rights end at fertilization.

"Never open the oven til the bun is done."

 

She's walking the snake

 

Her snake likes Drake.

 

Attention, blogto. 

Usually only guys can walk the snake.

 

SLEEPER

Antonio Onorato -Toninho Horta _ 

From Napoli to Belo Horizonte FULL ALBUM 

 

This plays in my house so often.

I'm haunted by Horta's melodies and vocalise.

The Brazilian star songwriter has dozens of other releases available from his long career.

(40 mins)

 

"Are we there yet?"

_

Cry for help

They're driving daddy batty.

 

I can see your Hoo-Ha

 

I can also see that you read 

comic books cover-to-cover.

 

Wakey wakey

 

Bossy go twang

 

But tribals were on sale

_

 

Was it the barbed wire bicep?

 

In the kitchen

 

"Now go play while mummy shaves off her eyebrows."

 

Hamburger entitlement

 

CREATIVE KITCHEN: · ​Prosciutto Princess

 

Ham often seen at the Met Gala.

 

Steak on the lamb

 

Tubby toots again

_

 

Cruisin' at Mar-a-Large-Oh

 Image: meme  via A.Mair

South of the border

 

STANLEY CUP: Smile high city

 

The Montreal Canadiens traded away 

Artturi Lehkonen

to the Denver Avalanche in March.

 

--Aislin / Montreal Gazette

LOST SONGS: My Least Favorite Things, Tammy Faye Starlite

Tammy Faye Starlight, very PG above, usually records dirty party songs for cringe-y adults.

 

If I only had a brain

 

 

They're coming for him first,

for peddling a decades old joke.

 

Thigh fight

 

You talkin' to me?

Put up your Daisy dukes,  asshole.

 

Baby guggle

 

Forget baby formula!

 

Babies need bubbles. 

 

Shut up

 

I moved, hoss.

You'll never find me. 

P.S.

Do you want your Laura Nyro Lp back?

I loaned it to Satan.

 

Something odd about the cottage next door

 

Sketchy logic

_

 

If you take the same vitamins she does, 

you will be cuter

and perhaps, someday, 

be able to use the vacuum cleaner.

 

Sweet Swedish Oink

 

Don't cuss

+

 

You're upset, and rightly so... 

13 can be a hard time, I know

You can't cuss at me, but you can say "I'm mad!"

And I'll try not to say,

"Mad, Nice to meet you I'm Dad.

Love

Your Father"

 

Yum, rubber!

 

A head of their time

 

Gang in your head

 

You're on, dude

 

 

"We're all actors, performing our lives

and it's easy to get stuck in our roles.

 

"Life is not you.

Life is outside you.

If it's outside, you must go toward it.

You must go toward a person.

If he or she backs off, it's their fault.

Know that life is in front of you.

Go toward it."

 

--Stella Adler, The Art of Acting 

 

Kinda like improv,

where the answer is always 

"Yes, and ...." 

Bitchy Reject from RuPaul's drag race

 

Rainbow cupcakes

 

Leading the march for all baked goods

 

NEW MUSIC: Orville Peck - Iron Hoof Cattle Call

I was once dragged to an event where a wild woman in cowgirl gear and workboots tore the roof off the place. (Thanks, Richard Flohil!)

It was k.d. lang.

She was more than "a country singer."

So here comes Orville Peck.

He wears leather masks "with strips of bordello fringe" that cover everything but his blue eyes.

"Orville Peck is a psychedelic alternative country musician known for his wild performances and obscuring his identity through a fringed Lone Ranger mask. He writes experimental outlaw tunes meant to inspire and invigorate listeners with their explosive sounds and pristine melodies."

He's the subject of think pieces in magazines.

Time will judge Peck's talents, but he can already tear a roof off a place, above.

Or check out this video below...

Link: Pop Music's Mystery Man

Peck is at Toronto's Massey Hall

Tuesday, Aug 9  2022

 

A guy out there

Taylor Hudson, a teacher in Arizona, takes a shot at a Sondheim showtune.

Song: Marry Me a Little, Stephen Sondheim, Company

Singer: Taylor Hudson, Mesa, AZ

 

A moment

 

Two foot long banana!

 

Shag this thing to parties

and go home a winner.

 Image: boredpanda.com

 

Reminder

 

No Moo Zone

 

Today is Take Your Dog to Work Day ...

 

... and tomorrow is Keep Your Human At Home Day.

Image: Axios
 

PERFORMANCE: Mama Look a BooBoo

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 Mama, look a boo-boo they shout

Their mother tell them shut up your mouth
That is your daddy, oh no
My daddy can't be ugly so
Shut your mouth, go away
Mama, look a boo-boo dey

Harry Belafonte & Danny Kaye mug their way thru an islands song written by calypso king Lord Melody in 1955.

Song: Boo Boo Man, Lord Melody

Clip: Danny Kaye Show, 1965

Sweet dreams ... if you un-see this

 

No one can hear your screams.

Octupus bottle - Michelle Peterson

 

Touch me with your cheese fingertips

_

 

SIGNS OF THE APOCALYPSE:  

Velveeta Cheese Nails

 THAT SMELL LIKE CHEESE

 

"Designed for those confident enough to show the world they are living a big, bold, and unrestrained life," says Nails Inc.

 

 "It's part of Velveeta's "La Dolce Velveeta" campaign, "which is all about stepping out in a confident, unapologetic way to show the world that you're living a life filled with outrageous pleasure."

 

Outrageous?

That's one word for it.

 

Honey, your nails stink.

 

Image: CNN/NailsInc&Kraft 

 

 

The metaverse is bullshit

_

 

A cute little Mark Zuckerberg 

and a cute little Jim Cramer

meet in a cute little CNBC studio 

where neither of them are

because somebody thinks people

 would rather be cartoon-y avatars

in a made-up-nowhere 

than where they are right now.

The metaverse is bullshit.

 

And the World of Tanks is more fun.

 

Image: CNBC