We must Cancel kittens and whips

 

--1964 movie poster

This explains my head cobwebs

 

The dark will come out tomorrow

 

Think of the children. Think of the cows. 

CATURDAY: A cat will cut a dude

Stoned on catnip,

desperate for their next fix of tuna,

no kitty home is safe.

 

Leftovers

 

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Why we stink

 

"Wanna come up and see my bolts?"

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 What's for breakfast?

Two spanners and

a bowlful of nuts.

How to order the Latte Crappie Grande

 

A walk on the Lou Side

 

 

Donald Trump's Hair Transplant

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Donald Trump had a "scalp reduction" in 1991.

That's a now outdated procedure where they cut out your hairless bald patch and move a flap of the remaining hair strands to cover it.

So say Trump's ex-wife and the plastic surgeon above. The doc also has photos of some pretty sketchy plug and suture work.

Does this explain how The Don's truly wispy comb-over of the 1980s became the fully fledged raccoon pelt it is today?

Just click notifications

 

What's for supper?

 

Today's most-traded Meme

 

--Graeme Keyes

 

Ready for the weekend

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Duck.

 

 

LOST SONGS: I'm a Fool to Want You - Chet Baker

There's no better version of the moody noir love song I'm a Fool to Want You than Chet Baker's.

Here, it's matched with nicely edited images from Paris Blues, the 1961 flick about two jazz musicians who fall in love with two tourists.

Paul Newman and Sidney Poitier played the jazz guys, Joanne Woodward and Diahann Carroll, the women.

Bob Ezrin's at the piano.

Clip: Chet Baker - I'm a Fool to Want You

Film: Paris Blues ( 1961 ) 

Song: Jack Wolf, Joel Herron, Frank Sinatra

 

 

IN THE COURTS: Cement-head Eric & the Cypto Genius

 

Eric Trump

note the bandaged finger 

from hazardous concrete work

 

Sam Bankman-Fried,

had a good time with

strangers' money 

--Bart van Leeuwen is a cartoonist in the Netherlands.

 

Also wrote the new Beatles song

 

Get a helmet

 

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Lynn Hsun /  newyorker.com

 

Like Chickenman, he's here and there and everywhere

 

 

 

 

Cartoon:  Amorim is a Brazilian cartoonist.

 

Well bless your heart, kid

 

Hey, hold on

 

    Street art under a bridge

Hot shot

 

Day of the Dead

  

Dia De Los Muertes

coincides with the arrival of 

Monarch butterflies at overwintering

grounds in Mexico.

 

BOB & RAY: Smelly Dave Visits Bridgeport

Smelly Dave was a giant dead whale Bob Elliott and Ray Goulding exhibited for radio audiences.

If you missed the giant whale in Bridgeport, you can always see it in your head,  above.

Clip: Bob & Ray, Smelly Dave 

Opera odds

 

Eight out of nine ain't bad.

(Turandot doesn't croak)

 

Today's most-traded meme

 

Ready for winter

 

                               --Franco Mattichio

Bears' eye bullseye

 

Crocodiles prefer rock

 

This is a thing?

 

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"Behold the tush: the gluteus maximus, the largest muscle in the body, responsible for keeping the body upright. 

It has many names—buttocks, bum, derrière, fanny, rump, seat, keister, haunches, backside, buns—but, in the National Football League, tush is the term of the day. 

Butts can fumble and asses get whooped, but a pushed tush can earn you a first-and-ten. Just ask the Philadelphia Eagles.  

The tush getting the most attention belongs to Galena Hurts, the team's quarterback..."

                       --The New Yorker

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No, Taylor Swift hasn't traded NFL hunks.

Turns out the Tush Push is that little butt shove that might change the score.

The New Yorker goes way deep ... HERE.

Calling Doogie Howser MD

 

Lego my leg-oh 

 

 

 

Better than a Smileyface

 

 

When life gives you lemons,

throw one.

Birds aren't real

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                     "If it flies, it spies"

 

Finger-lickin' good

 

Betty Crocker, the night before they took her to the rubberworks for life at 425 degrees.

CREATIVE KITCHEN: Chicken Extravaganzo

 

Leftover Latte

 

  Ask for Morning Mud at Starbuck's ...

Kitty litter

 

The Morning After

 

 

 

It's in the house