Hi, I'm Gyarados!
I'm 21 feet tall and mostly blue.
If you like water and flying,
me too babe.
I'm looking for a mate
that likes a lot of foreplay,
since I have sharp teeth
and a gaping mouth.
Pucker up.
I weigh 520 pounds,
but I'm hitting the gym daily.
Don't believe what you hear
about my temper.
I'm not as destructive
as Godzilla.
Pet my crest
and I'll get our dorsals humming.
I know what I got.
Don't be a snowflake.
Image: Pokémon
Contact Gyarados thru this blog or Dragon Tinder.
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