Tuesday, October 24, 2023

Holes in your toes

 

 
Crocs Classic Cowboy Boots went on sale yesterday. 
 
"Better boot, scoot and boogie 
to buy them 
as they’re only available 
for a limited time. "
 --Crocs, Inc. 
 
They go for $120US.
Spangly spurs included.
 
Snow-stormed Canadians 
and New Englanders
have been begging  for
winter boots
with holes in their toes.

Early reviews:
 
They’ll hug your feet like a country love song.
 
Yee Haw Croc Cowboys!
 
 These are great to rustle up some cattle and gather my horses for a train robbery. 
Feel fancy, and they are 4-wheel drive so I can run fast.
 
 

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