_"Mothers and fathers are enrolling their babies in skydiving classes, signing up their children in record numbers.
The trend, known as 'babydiving,' has parents strapping their infants into pint-sized parachutes and throwing them out of airplanes.
It's all about early development sez the mother of newborn twins.
"Why wait for them to walk when they can fly?"
--the Paducah Insider
Babies are like sponges.
They bounce.
The Paducah Insider is a satirical news blog.
Two weeks ago, they managed to
hoax much of the web into
accepting the below as true.
Congratulations.
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