. You have to kill seven horses to stage the Kentucky Derby.
. King Chuck's crown weighs five pounds. The jugs and baskets women carry on their heads in Britain's ex-colonies weigh 35-50 pounds.
. Florida's governor threatens to build a prison next to Disney World. The pre-show for lineups should feature an up-sell Lightning Lane, jail jellies, souvenir shanks and Rizzo the Rat.
. The 99% who claim they're not offended by anything could ignore the 1% who are. But they don't. Because they're sane?
. Checking how to spell "coconut" I find it's viral slang for how to have sex: when you're on top you spell the word coconut with your hips. Crossing that "T" must be a bitch.
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