Groundhog sees Jungian shadow, predicts everlasting winter of the soul
"WIARTON, ON – Meteorologists were flabbergasted when Wiarton Willie, the popular weather rodent, emerged from his burrow and was frightened by the sight of the dark, undesirable aspect of his unconscious mind. The large rodent immediately scurried back underground, forecasting an indefinite extension of the cold season of the soul.
This was the first time Willie had projected such emotional and psychological importance upon the physical phenomenon of a shadow, leaving Wiarton, and in fact the rest of the country, unsure of what to expect over the next few months."
Canadian satire site tags rodent existentialism, hopeless year after year of torment.
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