Friday, July 24, 2020

Artifacts of Our Age: dumb cluck shoes

What if the world's ugliest footwear and the planet's primary fried cluck franchise had a baby?

They did.

At high noon Tuesday, KFC Crocs will be unleashed, a mash-up of slip-ons that look like greasy chicken on your feet.

$60US. 

That sound of hoof beats? 
The Four Horseman of the Apocalypse are near.

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