Tuesday, February 28, 2023

Mussels That Catch Fish

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If the phrase, "a faceful of baby juice" does not offend you, today's zefrank1 science lesson may be just the titilation you require.

It's about mussels, those clam-things.

Is it risque? Or xxx-rated?  I'm not sure.

 

Dog bus

Good morning, Jake ... ( :36)

 

Monday, February 27, 2023

Too soon?

 

                            --Edward Elderman

   

Death by cellphone

 

    Never accept unknown numbers.

 

Cyber surgeon

 

The letters are easy, it's the symbols and caps that cause coronaries.

 

Aislin, Globe and Mail?

 

                                            --Aislin / Globe and Mail

While Montreal patriots paddle and bail to save the Montreal Gazette from the dark waters of Postmedia bean-counters and faceless hedge funds, has the Globe and Mail sent out a lifeboat?

Drawn from the Headlines debuted in Saturday's Globe, ostensibly soliciting weekly topical art from the world's best cartoonists.

But Terry Mosher--aka Aislin--was first up at the plate. An odd coincidence?

In a week when Montreal's only English-language newspaper is in distress, is that a Globe/Aislin fishing boat?

 

LOST SONGS: The Touch of Your Lips - Boss Brass

Legendary for a reason.

Canada's Boss Brass lopes thru a barely-remembered love song from over 75 years ago.

Sweet.  

Song: Ray Noble (1936)

Recording: Phil Sheridan (1994)

The Boss Brass includes: Rob McConnell (valve trombone), Moe Koffman (flute, soprano & alto saxophones), John Johnson (flute, clarinet, soprano & alto saxophones), Alex Dean (flute, clarinet, tenor saxophone), Rick Wilkins (clarinet, tenor saxophone), Arnie Chycoski, Steve McDade, Guido Basso (trumpet, flugelhorn), Bob Livingston, Jerry Johnson (trombone), Ernie Pattison (bass trombone), Gary Pattison, James MacDonald (French horn), John MacLeod & Dave Woods (trumpets), Al Kay (lead trombone), Bob Leonard (baritone sax), David Restivo (piano), Ed Bickert (guitar), Jim Vivian (bass), Ted Warren (drums). 

Arranger: Rick Wilkins


Cokey the Bear

 

 
Cocaine Bear grossed
$28.4 milllion 
over the weekend.
 
 "I saw Avatar and Wakanda Forver on their opening weekends and the theaters were practically empty. Audience response was lifeless – you could’ve heard a pin drop in those theaters ...
Cocaine Bear was not one of those experiences. Saturday night, 7:20 showtime, packed theater and the crowd ate it up. I heard applause in a theater for first time since No Way Home."
 --Ojai Doge / Deadline
 

Security to the front, stat!

 

 

 

Trouble in dark places

 

 You could break a tooth on a french fry.

 

 

Another old coot

 

  So drooling is perfectly okay.

 

Sunday, February 26, 2023

Gordon Pinsent ( 1930 - 2023 )

 



Sixty years an iconic actor, from Stratford to Rowdyman to King Babar, more than 150 TV and movie credits. The face of Canada.

Below, Gordon with Strombo, and Red Green.


Pinsent

 
 

 Furey is Premier of Newfoundland & Labrador

Images: vocm.com 

 

It's the legs at the front that are hardest

 

 

 

Nightmare alley

 

   My epitaph: Never ran for student council.

 

Medical over-reach

 

       Bada-boom.

 

How road rage begins

 

 

 

Unfinished business

 

 

 

Saturday, February 25, 2023

Party on, bear

 

 
There is no new movie I want to see as much as Cocaine Bear.
It opened yesterday.
My favorite film critic has seen it.
 
"Cocaine Bear allegedly, is based on true events, 
in much the same way 
that “Pinocchio” is based on string theory"
Anthony Lane writes in the New Yorker.
"It's a film about a bear that does coke: eats it, snorts it, hunts it, sneezes it, and, 
at one rapturous moment, 
showers in it."
 
 There's a drug drop in a forest.
Enter hungry bear.
Bad things happen.
Trailer below.

Lane thinks Cocaine Bear 
will be embraced by
cackling weirdos
at midnight showings.

My hand is up.
 
I once saw a radio guy grind his teeth,
while trying to talk at a party.
It was pretty much gibberish.
But really fun.
 
I need to see a bear do that.  
 
"Get ready for Fentanyl Hyena, Meth Bobcat, and the uncompromising Skunk Skunk,” Lane writes. "The possibilities, I regret to say, are endless."
 
The trailer is a classic.
 

 



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