Why Kermit is still a frog

 

 Women are more practical than they used to be.

 

Another "meet cute" Rom-Com

 

The Lucky Bunnies

 

  A clear plea for bigger pockets.

 

Surrender to Frosty

 It takes Frosty a while to "drain the icicle."

  Shape up, you mitten muppets.

 

The big dig

 

 

 

Anniversary Guy

 

                                --Aislin / Montreal Gazette 

Two minutes with Steven Wright

Steven Wright's drolly-delivered one-liners tickled 40 years of comedy anxieties. His odd persona flickered in Reservoir Dogs, Half Baked and a few sitcoms.

Wright appears rarely these days. Next gig: two New Jersey concerts in April. He's 67.

 LINK: Wright's dog, Stay (3:27)

                                                      

Everybody yell Jump

 

   Never wear heels in February.

 

Glossary dining

 

   Served with a bespoke drizzle of adjectives.

 

"Then he chased me with a poker"

 

   You've seen us on Cops.

   We're just born bad.

Nobody likes a licker

 

 

 

Slush me up

 

 

 

Please, no solicitors

 

    Sorry, we're Gorgonzolas. 

 

Snout and about

 

                               --via James Wells

Memories for sale

 

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So I see Molly's Reach,

iconic restaurant of CBC-TV's 

Beachcombers

is for sale again at a third the price

of a so-so Toronto condo.

 

List price for the biz:

$ 299,999.

Details at the link.

 

Molly's sits at the top of the dock

an hour north of Vancouver,

first ferry stop up

the tourist-friendly 

Sunshine Coast.

 

The ghosts of Nick and Relic

are familiar to only

half the visitors it's claimed.

 

My primary memory

is walking down the hill to the set

in morning sunshine,

hearing a strange rustling

from the ditches.

 

Snakes.

 

And of course, the story editor.

 

LINK: Molly's Reach restaurant for sale 

 Image: Glacier Media & CBC

Idle hands, the devil's plaything

 

    Much weeping over the sketchy advertisers ... 

Cough it up

 

   The Exorcism of Marjorie Taylor Greene 

    Private Collection                                                                        

 

 

Maybe it's the glue

 

 

 

Today's last shot

 

  That's all, folks. 

 

Pretty world

 

   Pass the salt.