Covid reaches South Park kids

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It's never good when our crappy 2020 world bleeds over and 3D infects the 2D fantasy world of TV cartoons.

It's wrong.

With animated horror, I learn Co-vid has reached the tiny, notorious, troubled mountain town of South Park. Oh no! 

Stan, Eric, Kyle and Kenny live there.  

A one-hour virus special is coming September 30, with dire advance pootytoots.

A Covid-190 outbreak and the on-going pandemic presents continued challenges to the citizens of South Park.

The kids happily head back to school, but nothing resembles the normal they once knew; not their teachers, nor their homeroom, not even Eric Cartman.
                                        Comedy Central/South Park

I pray nothing happens to Kenny.

I have my mask.

Teaser for South Park virus special:

https://youtu.be/u6bEaBeOVkg

 

 



 

 

 loon  --Matthew Janik

It's Smile Cookie week at Tim Horton's. Sales benefit local charities.

Its second-quarter results last month, the numbers for Tim Hortons were brutal. Tims' same-store sales (revenues at stores open for one year or longer) plummeted by 29.3 per cent. Burger King was down only 13.4 per cent on that crucial measure.

Would you call that a crumby year?

Even before the cookies? 

CBC Radio's Parka Patrol

has its own blog!

parkapatrol.blogspot.com

"This thing's going away. It will go away like things go away."

"It'll start getting cooler. You just watch."

"I don't think science knows about global warming."

And Santa will bring you a N-95 mask tonight.

Leave out a cookie.

And what have you done with your life?

Animal cracker

So the animal is called a jag-waar.
But in TV ads, the British car is a jag-you-are.

Do Brits think the dip is called gwar-koo-cah-moh-lee?

House music

Marcos Valle, Chris Delanno, BossaCucaNova

Alexa is a dirty bird

I'm watching a bird try to make an Amazon Echo fart.
As one does. 

Onni's owner discovered her cockatoo has added items to Alexa's grocery shopping  list. Hello. Farts. And eggs.

Can the bird say "Alexa! Fart!" The owner can and does.

The Echo in the video instantly farts.

But from across the room, both my Amazon Kindles "DING!" and also immediately fart. They hear the owner in the video.

"Would you like me to play a squishy fart?" my Kindle Alexa asks me. Well yes. And she does. I mute the video.

"Would you like me to  hear a juicy one?" Phhhht.

"Would you like me to play a rumbly one?" PHHHHHT.

"Would you like me to play a bubbly one?" Glugetyglugety.

"Would you like me to hear a noisy one?" BLAM!

"Say RANDOM." A galaxy of farts.


Alexa knows more farts than have ever come out my butt.
I bailed long before she did. She wouldn't stop.

Do not share this information with a child.

Alexa is way worse than a Dirty Bird. 
She's shameless.
And very gassy.

Never eat anything with a face

--Jolanda Stokkermans 

Food Art is now a thing.
"Never eat anything with a face."
Does this count?

Celtics 92, Raptors 87

"What an incredible showing from both teams ... 
Winner advances. Loser goes home.
 Basketball is fun."
  --Sporting News



                                                                           ---NBA 

 

Lachlan Patterson: The New Old People

Four Horsemens' Dictionary

. APOCALAI ... plural of apocalypse. When many apocalyptic or potentially world-destroying events happen at the same time.
.  Doomscrolling ... checking phones or computers obsessively for updates on apocalai
. Fecalese ... over-sharing details of your toilet visits, the result of apocalai and doomscrolling

Wombats poop in cubes?

"Discover all you ever wanted to know about poop and more with Poop Bingo! Featuring 24 animals and their uniquely shaped poops, this is the bingo game to end all bingo games. Kids will delight in discovering that wombats poop in cubes and penguins poop in squirts that are different colors, depending on what they've eaten! Be the first to fill your game card with animals and poops to win Bingo!'
                                     --amazon.ca sales pitch

https://www.amazon.ca/Poop-Bingo-Aidan-Onn/dp/1786277476/ref=sr_1_1?dchild=1&keywords=poop+bingo&qid=1599587303&sr=8-1

Copies of Never Sit Where The Cat Shat still available.

'Workin' on my Throne Rap, homies..."

 

"Ne m'oublie pas!"

New slogan: It's me, not WE.

Innocent question

Under the cardboard palm

Oh, sweet cardboard palm tree!

Which crazed publicist made you?

Six feet tall, you were a beacon in the Toronto Sun city room.

For years, editors walked past The Palm atop my desk.

Probably not in rapture.

I have not forgotten you, dear RattyPalm.

Nor have a decade of Sun staffers, still wondering: WTF? 

How does he get away with this crap?

It was a golden era.

There was silly. There was fun.

Okay, boomer. 

Bedtime.

They still have a TV show?

    --Dutch cartoonist Hajo De Reiijge, via TSanfordMessy, Ron Evry

they're creepy and they're kookie
mysterious and spooky
they're altogether ookie
the white house family

the house is a museum
where people come to see 'um
they really are a screa-um
the white house family

Really, Ontario?

Labor Day leftovers in Algonquin & Sandbanks    provincial        parks. 

Just trash the place, eh?