Thursday, October 27, 2022

How to make a shadow turtle

 

     Don't forget the tail. 

 

Kevin Nealon takes a walk with Paul Rudd

Paul Rudd--"The Sexiest Man Alive"--exposes his p-touch fetish and fanny pack.

After two years' absence, Kevin Nealon's oddball random hikes return to Youtube. 

Watch out for rabid chipmunks.

And the Container Store.

"Let's get drunk," sez Ant Man.

 19 minutes

You missed it

 

           --Highway 60, the happy place

Wednesday, October 26, 2022

Your prayers were answered

 

Nightmare City

 

 
If you have not discovered
Guillermo del Toro’s Cabinet of Curiosities,
you have not properly prepared for Halloween.
 
Up hours ago on Netflix,
the eight episodes will immunize you
to any boos, jump-scares and creepy crawlers
in the witchy days ahead.
 
Netflix is releasing two a day,
so here's what's up so far ...
  Lot 36 - Tuesday 25th October 2022 (out now) 
Graveyard Rats - Tuesday 25th October 2022 (out now) 
The Autopsy - Wednesday 26th October 2022 
The Outside - Wednesday 26th October 2022 
Pickman's Model - Thursday 27th October 2022
Dreams in the Witch House - Thursday 27th October 2022 
The Viewing - Friday 28th October 2022 
 The Murmuring - Friday 28th October 2022
 
Zombies are so 2020
Right?

 

Images: Ken Woroner / Netflix 

Jack Farr ( 1940 - 2022 )

 

The Radio Show

Network: 
Broadcast Run: 
1983 to 1992

 Jack Farr, aka Captain Radio, as host. As described by the CBC Radio Guide, “a wildly unpredictable program…portions of which its studiedly bombastic host insists are currently being pirated by a prestigious New York-based show.” Interviews with experts from politics, music, movies and sports made up the program.

Regular contributors included Danny Finkelman, Bill Casselman, Mary Ambrose and John Robertson. The program began Apr. 23, 1983 and ran until June 27, 1992. Producer, Jim Millican. Aired from 2 until 5 pm every Saturday on the network.

                                         --History of Broadcasting

 

When the CBC was fun. 

 


Link: Farr's passing here

 

Can I Help You?

Comedy ace Joe List takes just two-minutes to spook us.


No bump in the night, please

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WORDL to the wise

 

Tuesday, October 25, 2022

Worse than gluten


 

Setting unreasonable expectations

 

Halloween costumes #2

 

     Deer in the headlights

Baby, Drive That Damn Car!

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 It was inevitable that someday, somewhere, Jacob Collier and Chris Thile would cross paths.

The two wildly musical animals tossed off some Beatles songs a week ago, with the looney energy of puppies playing.

Are they telepathic? Is it jazz? 

Inspired? Crazy ass fun?

Oh yeah.

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My Favorite Books: Lieutenant Dangerous

  

 “War is interesting, if you can avoid getting killed, and don’t mind loud noises.”

    Pulitzer-prize-winning Jeff Danziger's take on his Viet Nam war service.

    Danziger is a Washington Post cartoonist.

 

New for 2022

 

Ask your doctor if this is right for you






Monday, October 24, 2022

Municipal elections

 
--via John Cosway

 

All fart Monday

 
You've got to love the London tabloids. 
 
Use this phrase three times this week.

 

Monsters Inc?

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A meme circulates in the usual where-are-her-e-mails and Benghazi Forever circles. 

Which of these is not quite like the others?

But hey, just seven more sleeps til Witch Night.

 

"How did it come to this?"

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More than eight million have watched this two-minute trailer for The Crown in the three days it's been up. 

It teases season five of the Netflix series, clips of Diana's final days, royal breakdowns and betrayals. The show returns Nov. 9.

The Queen wonders "How did it come to this?"

And Diana sighs: "I never stood a chance."

Which does King Chuck fear most? The world-wide audience for The Crown's take on his adultery? Or Prince Harry's typing?

Meanwhile the Dip and the Chip are planning royal world tours that include Canada and Australia.  Pip pip.


Werewolve's dilemma

 

 Life after the movie was difficult for Harry

Halloween costumes #1

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Sunday, October 23, 2022

Ghost glass

 

  A terrifying omen of the week to come...

 

Prime Minister Gervais

 
Posting the photo above,
Ricky Gervais comments:
"It wouldn't even be in the top 10
weirdest things this year...."


PERFORMANCE: Chris Thile - Too Many Notes

Does Chris Thile take his mandolin along on dinner dates?

Of course he does.

And this amazing novelty tune shows just how well it works.

(3 minutes) 

 

Pop goes the weasel



Home Sweet Couch

Just you and your dog, together for the winter. 

CLOUDS

Check out this interesting video mix of Algonquin Park clouds and Tom Thomson paintings.  You may float away.

(7 minutes)

 

Adorable seniors show off pumpkin skills

 

 Two unidentified film stars demonstrate what they've learned in crafts class at the Hollywood Home for Millionaire Muscleheads.

 Good work, Arnold.

 A little more effort, Sly.

 

Saturday, October 22, 2022

Superman's secret family? Mermaids?

 

With the lame reviews Dwayne Johnson's Black Adam is getting, DC's movie division is obviously running out of superhero blockbuster plots.

As a public service, may I remind them of this one? Perhaps for The Rock's sequel, which he teases may include Superman?

Remember Superman's mermaid wife and merman son on that other planet? Lois never recovered. Killed her spin-off comic too.

You're welcome.

 

Fetch


 

Just eight more sleeps

 

The lettuce won

 
The Guardian condenses the week 
the British PM lost to a head of lettuce 
into a delightful 3-minute video

 

Basketball needs a theme song?

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A Basketball Theme Song riff hints SatNightLive couldn't payoff a sketch 40 years ago either.

John Tesh did indeed write Roundball Rock, the NBC theme for NBA basketball, used by the network for decades after 1990.

Below, Conan O'Brien teases Tesh about it.

Friday, October 21, 2022

Westminster's Gallery of the Gone

 

 
Barry Blitt / for the newyorker.com 



Jonathan Pie bursts a blood vessel

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 Jonathan Pie damn near runs out of cruel adjectives to savage Liz Truss's exit.

He spits a hilarious spew on short-lived PM Liz Truss, Britain, Brexit, Boris and balderdash.

Or as Pie sez, "dogshit".

 

 

Is their feeder empty?

 

Something wicked this way comes ...

I swear it's gonna be a good day

 

  The page for Bubble, bubble, toil and trouble?

 

Stoner baseball

 

 

    Doobies in the dugout.

PERFORMANCE: Phil Hanley: OOH LA LA

 

The only comedy hour you need to see tonight.

Nothing on Netflix can touch it. 

Vancouver's Phil Hanley dazzles.

Buds with all the ruling podcast funny dudes.

Watch.  (44 mins)

 

Hydro rates welcome winter

 

Willie's willie poetry

 

     Willie sometimes recites it at concerts.

 

Good for not much

 

Thursday, October 20, 2022

Just in from amazon ...

 

      New Cloudbuster Broom for 2022

      Optional bell available for urban swoops


Bring a heater

 
Aislin / Montreal Gazette
 
Condos from the mid $900s and up

 

A Muppet Show featuring Liz Truss

Has it only been 24 hours since British PM Liz Truss jumped before she was pushed?

Gotta love this instant minute-long Muppet- Truss gag that went up on Youtube overnight.

Colin McQuade did the slick edit, sez the Scottish Independence party that posted it.

Don't miss the sketch that tags the tune.

 

 

Don't be afraid -- yet

 

Hey buddy, we're no bro

A four-year-old comedy riff has resurfaced, Jordan Watson explaining the difference between Canada and New Zealand. 

The 34-year-old comic lives in Tauranga, NZ, about two hours from Auckland.

If you don't know what budgie smugglers are, you should. Right, buddy?

Watson's How to Dad YouTube channel has more than 1.2 million subscribers.

You can find his channel here.

Tip: AMair 


Achy breaky back

 

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                                   --Robert Crumb / comics