Sunday, October 09, 2022

Friday, October 07, 2022

Who needs swirlygig?

 The Person Who Posted This Is 19 Years Old

FRIDAY BAND FLASH: Stuff

For a kickass Friday, click this. 

Stuff--the superstar band of the '70s--tears up  Stevie Wonder's tune, birthing "the greatest instrumental based on a pop song, ever."

Richard Tee kills a piano. Cornell Dupree and Eric Gale cover guitars. Gordon Edwards on bass. Steve Gadd, the greatest drummer of his generation (sorry Mick Fleetwood) powers this gang of session all-stars.

And if you love it, below is a Tokyo bar band that tries Stuff's pace for Last Call.

Are we four beers in?

Drink up. 

To funk.


 

Clip:  Stuff   Signed Sealed Delivered - Live at Montreux 1976

Clip:  Stuff Like That band - Guitar: Hideaki Ishikawa  Keyboards: Shinya Fujita  Drum: Satoshi Ishikawa  Bass: Hideshi Hamazaki

Also: STEVIE WONDER ORIGINAL here

 

Charlie Puth is wearing w-h-a-t?

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Hard to believe it, but Charlie Puth is wearing over $4,000 worth of clothes in this photo.

Cover boy for GQ, the singer-songwriter sports:

T-shirt, $275,  by R13. 

Jeans, $1,650, by Balmain. 

Boxer shorts, $54, by Hanro. 

Sneakers, $850, by Balenciaga. 

Belt, $250, by Collina Strada. 

Silver wallet chain, $500, by Martine Ali. 

Blue wallet chain, $300, by Collina Strada. 

Watch, $150, by G-Shock. 

Bracelet, $290, by Clock and Colours.

 

Balmain paneled skinny jeans and Balenciaga sneaks crack half the budget, to get that just- plain-folks, grease monkey look.


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Thursday, October 06, 2022

New trends in transit

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 One way to pass the pump.

 Slowly.

 

Cream of the crop

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                                            --Aislin / Montreal Gazette

Marilyn Monroe

If you are tempted to watch the despicably dark, dreary Blonde on Netflix, watch these two clips from Marilyn Monroe's last picture in 1961.

The Misfits is an anti-western, the last gasps of cowboy culture on the vanishing frontier.

Monroe shines with Clark Gable, Montgomery Clift and Eli Wallach. John Huston directs, script by Marilyn's ex, Arthur Miller.

Misfits streams on Canadian Netflix, Pluto; rents on amazon for about four bucks.

Below, a hint of the sweet sadness of the flick, with Marilyn and Clark Gable.

 

Trump pumpkin

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                                      The Trumpkin

Roadside Attractions: The Cheeto Puff

 
There's a new reason to drive to Cheadle, Alberta this week.

There's a 17 foot-high Cheeto, held aloft by three orange-tinged fingers, sitting in a field.

Apparently Cheeto's mascot, Chester Cheetah (WTF?) once said the orange dust from the salty snack is called Cheetles.

Cheadle? Close enuf.

Make it so.

r/BeAmazed - Brand New - The Giant Cheetle of Cheadle, Alberta!!!_

Cheadle is a hamlet of less than 100 souls, about 30 km east of Calgary.

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Coming soon: Easter Island Cheeto


Ban the bun

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Wednesday, October 05, 2022

Eating the enemy

 

The Real Bros



"The euro used to be this stern, no nonsense Swiss businessman to the dollar's delinquent teen.

"But now, the euro is this lithe, flouncy little damsel, lollygagging about the cafe, ordering one glass of Sancerre, then idling for six hours.

"Then, the big, muscular dollar comes in, reeking of ball sweat, Axe body spray and gasoline, and orders the lobster to go."

           --Steven Phillips-Horst, Gawker 

 

If you fancy yourself a media know-it-all and admire smart takes on pop culture, you may have already discovered the once-a-month appeal of Talk Hole.

It's really the only reason to follow Gawker, the born-again bitchy web site that died in flames a decade ago over a Hulk Hogan sex tape.

Steven Phillips-Horst is the editor of the new Gawker.  Eric Schwartau is a comedian: the duo's described as "alt-media darlings."

Their schtick was born during the pandemic in Interview magazine.

Each month for Gawker, they offer a transcribed riff: two gay bros yapping about pop culture and the end of the world.

Their current riff is here.

The epic Quiet Quitting riff last month is here

Complete with chart.



"Talk Hole is read by an insular group of New York media people who read all the articles that just reference other articles," Steven snipes. "They know who Peter Thiel is. This is Gawker! The website he destroyed nine years ago when I was just 13."


The new Gawker is a pale ghost of the ass-kicking website that died. It's largely a wannabee diary of whines.

Except for  ... Talk Hole.

It's inventive, bitchy, hilarious.

If you sort of want to see the dead-on-arrival new Bros movie, but don't really want to see the new Bros movie, you should first check out these guys. 

Stick your toe in the water.

P.S. Buzz about the Gawker bros reminds me of back when weirdos first discovered Desus & Mero, the bodega guys who went from Vice to Showtime to kaput.

 

 

Has your spaghetti bitched about Putin?

 
When water boils,
you can hear pasta scream.
 
Does a tomato not bleed?
 
Mindful, mindful, mindful. 

 

Are you Quiet Quitting?

 
Talk Hole chart / gawker.com

 

How Pop Culture Works

 
Talk Hole / gawker.com

 

And they were barefoot, dammit

 

Tuesday, October 04, 2022

It's getting chilly

  

 

 

Same old same old

"Go ahead...
Make a joke about pumpkin spice.
Everyone wants you to...."
 
Colin Tom / newyorker.com humor letter 
 
 
 
 

 

Bob & Ray - Tippy the Wonder Dog

 

Tippy's trying to tell us something!

(2 mins)

Clip: Bob Elliot & Ray Goulding

 

Hippo Encore

Flanders & Swann update that hippopotamus, enjoying glorious, glorious mud ... 

(2 mins) 

 

Loretta Lynn ( 1932 - 2022 )

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Her first Billboard #1 hit.

Clip:  Don't Come Home A Drinking (with Loving on your mind)

(2 mins)

 

Rippped from the headlines

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                                             --Tim Whyatt / Senior Moments

Six Bonds

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You forgot George Lazenby and Timothy Dalton.  (Unseen here: #7 David Niven)

 

Monday, October 03, 2022

Sunday, October 02, 2022