Can you find the Christmas Pickle?
Who hid the pickle?
Has mom seen it?
Do you even have a pickle?
Is it short and stubby?
Or long and weird?
Strub's makes a good fat one.
For the uninformed, the Christmas Pickle is hidden among the other ornaments on a tree Xmas Eve.
First kid Xmas morning to find the tree pickle gets an extra gift.
And while they look, the adults have sex.
They've played before.

have been hiding my pickle for years
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